But the more I added to it, the less funny it looked, and the more like a train wreck.
Sadly, like the Roman empire, America’s days appear to be numbered.
One in four children in America grow up without learning how to read.
A coronary bypass in the US costs 50 percent more than it would in Canada, Australia, and France, and 100% more than in Germany.
I hope things turn around, but it needs to be fast, and I figure exposing some of the bollocks might help that.
As pretty much everything on this page is negative apart from the picture of wonder woman in her hot pants, I’ll kick things off on a more positive note with a few of my favourite American achievements: Awesome movies like “The Matrix” (1999) and “Flying High” (1980) Life changing books like “Catch 22” (1953) and “Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance” (1974) Brilliant albums like “LA Woman” (1971) and “Nevermind” (1991) Styling cars like the Corvette Stingray (1968) and the Plymouth Hemi Cuda (1971) Cutting edge bicycles like the Specialized Stumpjumper (1981) and the Merlin Titanium (1993) I didn’t really start out intending to make this point, but after listing a few of my favourite things, I then added dates and realised they are all from last century…
But no grizzly bears have been seen there since 1922.
The United States has more government debt per capita than Greece, Portugal, Italy, Ireland or Spain.