' When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work at zero gravity.
Sam’s reading was quick in coming, “I can tell from your tongue that you are gullible! A man walks into an elevator presses floor number 1 and goes to work.
“If you stick out your tongue I can read your personality.” Jim promptly stuck out his tongue.
He comes home from work gets into the elevator and presses number 7.
His son asks him "Daddy, what were you and mommy doing?
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says, "Wow! I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great colleges, so sure, I would! ” When the boy excitedly returns to his dad with the family’s responses, the dad says, “Well son, potentially, we have three million dollars.
The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong? ” He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies, “Brad Pitt? ” Next, the boy asks his brother who replies, “A million dollars?
The pastor asked them, "Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate? "My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it.
" "Pastor, I'm afraid we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied. When she bent over to pick it up, I was over come with lust and took advantage of her right there." "You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor.