My wife is a scalding hot German woman with two master’s degrees and a smile so stunning it could stop your heart. I have absolutely no motivation to give out dating advice, especially when it might help young German men get a little extra honey on their stingers.The thing is, as a foreign blogger in a strange land, I am to make observations about the things I see around me.The German dude you choose to lay will probably have spent a great deal of time at university as well, attaining both his undergraduate and graduate degrees.See, higher education is of great importance in Germany, and college is virtually free — the key word here being .
We’re arrogant snobs, is what I’m saying, so please keep this in mind as I make another sweeping generalization about the young men of northern Germany. They start learning English in the 3rd grade, and I know this because I have the incredible misfortune of living right next to a primary school.Young German guys are the exact opposite; they’re style-conscious, thin and freakishly tall.Listen, I’m 5’10” tall when I’m wearing thick soled shoes, standing up perfectly straight and totally lying to myself. They are, as my wife would put it, “.” Obviously there are exceptions — I’ve seen a few short guys here too — but most of them are like the Ents from the Lord of the Rings; elongated tree people, all lanky as hell with arms and legs akimbo.(Or fruity as hell, depending upon your attitude.) Good style seems to be an inherent cultural trait across most of western Europe, but right now it’s working to the advantage of young German males.That, or sexy unicorns are pissing in the groundwater.My wife and I were once walking along Georgstraße in Hannover when we stumbled across a huge group of angry college students protesting against rising tuition fees in Lower Saxony.This was a few years ago, so I can’t remember the exact amount, but tuition had risen from around €500 euros per semester to like €525 euros. And get this: Just a year or two later, Lower Saxony abolished tuition fees altogether.All I know is young German dudes tend to have awesome bodies.Six pack abs are everywhere, as are broad shoulders and sculpted jawlines.Regularly alternating the way you think is going to make you a more interesting person, if not outright more intelligent.So when you’re enjoying pillow talk with your new German lover, not only will he be able to understand your every word, but he will probably have something insightful to say just as soon as you remove that ball gag from his mouth.