As I left, I noticed that the man who’d called the police was bleeding quite heavily from one of his legs so I felt even more fortunate that I’d avoided being hit.
I have no idea if the police caught him but I learned that the supermarket has cameras on its tills and he’d bought the crate of beer there, so there’s a good chance they’ll nail him.
I decided there was nothing else for me to do but carry on with my shopping – now that I still had a head, it would be necessary for me to eat again at some point.
The (rather young and sexy) police showed up just as I was waiting at the cash register and it was all super-dramatic – which way did he go? A description being shouted back, the cops running (sexily) back out the door and peeling off in their waiting van as more sirens got closer.
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Now, people drinking beer in public at all hours of the day and night, broken glass and random shouters are nothing out of the ordinary in Berlin – though I did think it a little wasteful that he was smashing full bottles.
It was around then that a bottle whizzed past my head and smashed against the supermarket wall.
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